
August Burns Red Presents: Sleddin’ Hill
Sunny Verma, Ebenezer Scrooge
December 11, 2019

Cullenary #4: Holiday Candystravaganza
Ian Cullen, Sammy Goodwin, Elliot Aguirre, and The Morales
December 11, 2019
Thanasi Strebenis, Ankle-Breaker-in-Chief
Greetings! This article is meant to cover the pros and cons of NBA 2k20 (if the picture and title did not tip you off) since launch. Before I...
The Morales, Extradimensional Creature and Co-Publisher
Since I was supposed to write this article last year, but the album failed to drop in time for Shieldmas, I'm going to be very upfront with you:...
Thomas Stone, Moralexicographer
History Situational Comedy Theory, or Sitcom Theory is the mathematical expression of the trends of “situational comedies"—that is, a comedic...
Moralexicon #3: The Solemn Feast of Saint Valentine, Martyr
February 13, 2019
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Moralexicon #1: “The Twelve Days of Christmas”
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Publisher, 2013-present The Morales is a transdimensional creature of unknowable nature. It has been known to request...
Elliot Aguirre, Chain-Mover Extraordinaire
New England Patriots If the Pats keep playing like this, they are on yet another Super Bowl run. Tom Brady is still Touchdown Tom; even without...
Elias Ames, Dr. Caligari's Cabinet Maker
With Halloween fast approaching and the October season in full swing, our minds have been brought back to considering what may go bump in the...
Sunny Verma, Freak on a Leash
October 3, 2019
"Happiness is a club I'll never be in." Death is never easy for any of us to deal with in our lives, especially when someone close to us is the one that experiences it. This...
RRR#9: Please Just Chill, or “Adam Daughton, Stop Playing Rap Music on my Porch”
May 15, 2019
RRR#8: Three, Point, One, Four, I Declare a Numb(er) War
March 13, 2019
Everybody loves pi. Pi is a nice number. People like how it can be easily approximated with the fraction 22/7. Pi is equal to the ratio of the length of a circle's circumference to the length of its diameter. Here's where the trouble starts.
The Latest Conspiracy Theories
March 13, 2019