Movie theatres have been a significant part of American culture for decades. A gathering place for everyone. Occasionally, huge movies became cultural events. Everyone saw them at the theatre; they were universal experiences that became part of pop culture and regular conversations everywhere. In 2023, there were some such movies. We will be talking about the shock wave of the Bomb in Oppenheimer and...

[Content Warning: If you're unaware, this is a horror film. Some pretty dark stuff follows.] A rumbling sound then three sharp knocks: BA BA DOOK DOOK DOOK. That’s when you’ll know that he’s around. In The Babadook, directed by Jennifer Kent, a single mother, depressed because of the death of her husband, starts being stalked by a monster, whose presence frightens her son and causes her to...

It was a chilly Saturday. Most people were at home spending time with their family this evening, perhaps watching Nikola Jokić put up his 152nd career triple-double as the Nuggets held off a late Hornets surge. Into this perfectly normal evening that opened February for plenty of people hoping to close off their week, Lakers GM Rob Pelinka chose to drop the biggest bombshell of the last decade in...

Every football fan who has lasted more than five seconds knows who Bill Belichick is. To many, myself included, he is the GOAT: the greatest coach of all time. The stats back it up. He has eight Super Bowl rings, six of which came from his head coaching tenure with the New England Patriots during their two-decade-long dynasty. (The other two came from his tenure as the defensive coordinator of the...

Do you perchance like any of the following concepts: liberty, democracy, or Earth? Have you ever wanted to fight bugs that were harvested for their resources on government plants that broke o—I mean bugs that have no elections and must be liberated of their resources, robot sla—I mean protesting unionized automaton workers, or an alien race that at this time is not recognized by the government?...

Honkai Star Rail is an immersive turn-based open-world RPG game released in late April 2023, the fourth in the Honkai series. As the player, you tag along with the Astral Express crew to explore and help save planets across the universe from seeds of disaster known as "stellarons." There are many aspects to the game that can be seen in other Hoyoverse titles, but one of the most unique aspects is...

Like everyone else, sometimes I feel a powerful need to grab a pint of Häagen-Dazs dulce de leche and dig out shavings of soft, cold, sweet caramel until my brain decides that I am no longer at optimal body temperature. Before I get on my actual soapbox, let's be clear: this is the mature, adult, restrained version of this urge. When I was in college, I happily dug my way through entire pints of...

The last time I showed up around these parts to talk about food, because I have a gift for staking out popular positions that will be shared by absolutely everyone in time, I chose to talk about how cooking during lockdown taught me the value of not wasting anything in your kitchen. I stand by that, to be clear, especially as every grocery store chain openly gouges us, gives us some sorry excuse we...

As I roam and traverse this empty hall, I start wondering if it's the same at all As the raucous building that I used to hear Throughout all the days of yesteryear. Here I am, though I should really be free; This is basically an educational tyranny. Learning my lessons all over again? If this is for real, I might go insane. I'm at the room now, though I'd rather hide From the ultimate...

I left you, mother, at such a young age, and turned to sadness and sorrow and rage. The Danes had family and friendship alike, and they tasted better than sheep and the like.   They would fruitlessly run right away, whenever I opened the hall to light from the day. Then I began coming at night, leaving them with quite a blight.   Never would I be normal like them, they...

Music. Music is a collection of coordinated sound or sounds. Music is one of the greatest things to exist. We see it in nature, notably through birds and their songs, and anything can be music. There are thousands of genres of music, allowing for a huge variety of different tastes. One person can like one song, while another dislikes it just as intensely. This certainly proves that music is subjective,...

[Ed. Note—As you've probably guessed, this was supposed to run in our annual Shield Gets Spoopy issue—but Mr. Collings' heroic labor was not supported by enough of his colleagues. We apologize to him for that, and intend to re-run this somewhat often.] During the Spooky Season, I have heard from so many people that there is not a great selection of listenable music. There is the Monster Mash...