The Morales, Publisher
The Morales is a transdimensional creature of unknowable nature. It has been known to request slow-roasted tire rims, steal Sharpies but leave the pastel colors behind, and ensure that certain classrooms are somehow always missing a stapler. What it does with these objects is anyone’s guess, and that’s probably a good thing.
Anyway, it has chosen to take up residence in the body of a McQuaid Jesuit faculty member for the time being, and when a few students came to said faculty member and asked him to help with a venture to found an alternative publication, the Morales, for reasons that remain mysterious, said yes.